k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

Ginger beer

nice drink that make a your throat hurt a bit sometimes

1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.

by polygloid December 27, 2021

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

atmosphere beer

A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.

Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.

by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Beer

Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.

O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!

by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021

Cunty Beer Fuck

An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.

A bud light? Ew! You know I’m a cunty beer fuck!

by The_Story April 18, 2022