Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

Apple

You know what a fucking apple is you dipshit.

I just ate an apple.

by The Amazing Karnak September 29, 2022

Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

apple

Solidified apple cider

That apple taste just like apple cider！

by NPE_UD October 26, 2022

Applecist

When there is discrimination between apple colours and/or quality (favoured), judging both unequally from each other.

E.G. That apple is soft it should go die (applecist)
Or
Ew green apples are so disgusting red apples are better (applecist)

Note: in terms of quality, one is not considered an Applecist if discrimination is shown against apples that are inedible or spoilt.

“Have you heard of the Applecist named Justin? He hates green apples and goes all out to discriminate them!”

“Have you seen Amanda? She threw away her soft apples because she didn’t like them! What an Applecist.”

by 73mp14rr October 30, 2022

Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022