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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.
I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.
by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024
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bitch-walked

Being "bitch-walked" is a phase used often to describe when someone is being easily bested by someone or something. Often used in an argumentative setting but is not to intimidate, describe events, or insult.
It is also used to describe someone (often a male) being submitted or made to do something very easily.
1. Aight, let's see how tough you are pussy.
2. You act like I'm not about to bitch-walk you.
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"Ay you did you see what happened when AJ raised his voice? His girl bitch-walked him, made him shut up real quick."
by Diesel.like.fuel August 3, 2024
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Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
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woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs
man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home
by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024
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Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
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