Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

by Face tickler July 2, 2025

Ed Wisz

Sexiest, hottest, kindest person on the planet

The person was to the extreme, like an Ed Wisz.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Odwalić wiśnie

Totally fumble a perfect chance with a crush / Take no action during the perfect opportunity with a crush

Jak można było odwalić wiśnie z tak idealną szansą

Wszystko szło idealnie ale odwalił wiśnie

by Quaver127 October 7, 2025

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.

“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay

by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025

I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.

Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!

by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025

SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.

SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.

by jlpower December 25, 2025

Bleed The Wisker

To Urinate

After drinking all that water i need to "Bleed The Wisker"













































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by Kewlcat January 20, 2009