The Tom Macdonald

When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.

"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

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Tom and Lotus

I know Heatherly sent you here to see this definition.

I'm watching you Tom and Lotus.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

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Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.

“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”

by secret account September 14, 2022

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Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

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Tom

Old London police term for a prostitute-According to the O.E.D of Slang, it comes from Australia, is applied to women from the obsolete 'Tom-tart', rhyming slang for sweetheart.

"She's a proper Tom,I thought I'd scored than I had to pay"

by Demortuis September 23, 2022

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