When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl
by Kitro666 August 24, 2023
Get the Dirty Tommug. A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!
by Daren gave May 27, 2019
Get the Tom scrimshawmug. He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
by sphinx909 July 5, 2023
Get the tom barnesmug. someone who cant except loosing in an argument so they have to go to the group chat to try and get u jumped nut end up making a fool of himself bc he ends up admitting he went to far about family and gets all aggy and crying
by PAu890 October 11, 2022
Get the Tom cushingmug. Tom Anderson a interesting man. Tom is a g most of the time bro is so unorganized. He runs Tom Anderson surf camp out of Monmouth Beach NJ. He always be hitting up the bars and stuff and blowing his money in Alantic City. Yea thats it i geuss good for him hes vibing
by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022
Get the Tom Andersonmug. He’s so attractive and hot and has great hair and he’s so cute and so sweet and you should definetly love him
by sherasimp2 July 1, 2021
Get the Tom Hollandmug. Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
Get the Tom Cruisemug.