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mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.
"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"
by mgsrj January 5, 2008
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Mad dog

A mad dog is a sex position in which a male and female pretend to be Americans as they shoot their shots in each others anal cavity
I had such a good time doing a mad dog last night
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Walking Mad

When you see a person walking with a purpose that is visibly noticeable whether it’s good or bad
by LegendBallz September 27, 2022
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mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Are you mad?

Are you mad means are you stupid or dumb
You have to pronounce the "mad" like "maad"
by Goostz September 10, 2022
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Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
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Mads

Mads is someone who struggles to find the positives, yet is positive around people almost all the time. They love to hang out with people, as it makes them feel comfortable and not alone. Find a Mads, because when they're around you, they'll brighten your day. Just check in on them.
"Hey, what's up, Mads? It's been so long since we've hung out!"
by maddoxharaddox June 24, 2023
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