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Salaah is the most handsome man you’ll ever come across. He’s the type you’ll spend the rest of your life thinking about, you’d be lucky to have a Salaah in your life. Not only is Salaah beautiful, his heart is too, talk about perfect, he doesn’t realise how gorgeous he truly is, you could admire him for hours and still not get bored. Perhaps that’s what makes him more attractive, the fact his heart is like gold. Salaah is everything a man should be, perfect in all aspects strong, protective, handsome, funny, caring, also did I mention handsome? When Salaah walks in the room, nobody else matters. The whole focus shifts onto him, you don’t meet many Salaah’s in life. So, when you do come across Salaah, make sure to value him, because he really is one in a million. Whatever it is Salaah puts his mind to, he is amazing at he is naturally gifted as they say “Gods favourite”. Looking at Salaah does make me think, maybe it’s true God does have favourites because how can one be so effortlessly beautiful. Salaah could wear a bin bag and still appear as a 100/10. There is no word to describe him. Once you get to know him consider yourself lucky, as Salaah deeply loves those who he cares about and would do anything.
There is nothing like Salaah, there was nothing like Salaah, and they shall be nothing like Salaah.

“Oh my husband is perfect.”
“Is he called Salaah”?
Salaah by Kykittygirl123xo July 24, 2026

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.
Neapolitan Salad by Mike127 December 26, 2008

Potato_Salad 

A very addictive substance which can cause hallucinations

Or the awesome dude who's usually on #Talk ;)
"Omg did you see that guy on #Talk?!"
"Who? Potato_Salad? Yeah, he's awesome!"
Potato_Salad by PotatoSalad May 16, 2008

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.
Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.
Kosher Salad by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

king salad 

1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.
"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"
king salad by huggins September 4, 2009

King Salad 

When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.
Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.
King Salad by CookieDoom September 5, 2009