Person 1: Is Dave a roadman?
Person 2: No, he doesnt sell drugs, isnt part of a gang, and he doesnt kill anyone.
Person 1: But he owns a puffer jacket, and has a Nike Tech Fleece.
Person 2: 😐
Person 2: No, he doesnt sell drugs, isnt part of a gang, and he doesnt kill anyone.
Person 1: But he owns a puffer jacket, and has a Nike Tech Fleece.
Person 2: 😐
by ibeballinoutsideyeahibeballin December 1, 2022
Get the Roadman mug.An aggressive or dangerous driver, especially one that acts as if they own the roads and blatantly disregard traffic law. They are known for doing the following:
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
1. Cutting other drivers off
2. Refusing to let other cars pass them
3. Not stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks or for school buses dropping kids off
4. Not yielding to emergency vehicles
5. Carelessly parking their yuge gas guzzlers across marked lines in mall parking lots
6. Driving more than 10 miles over the posted speed limit in a thickly settled residential area, often disturbing the quiet by making their engines as loud as motorcycles
7. Trying to race across an intersection before the light turns red
8. Recklessly entering from a side street without yielding to oncoming traffic
9. Not using turn signals
10. Leaving the scene of an accident
11. Driving with a suspended license
12. Resorting to violence when the cops come after them
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 24, 2023
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Get the Roadbucks mug.When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.
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Get the geo-roadie mug.When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.
Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.
by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015
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