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New Jersey 

Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
You must be from New Jersey, because I hate you.
New Jersey by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010

New vagina smell 

This is akin to "new car smell". The feeling you get when you sit in a new car and enjoy that scent of a "new" car. Thus, new vagina smell, or nvs, is that feeling when you enjoy the scent of a "new" vagina. Please note, although the vagina may not necessarily be "new", it's new to you, especially compared to the old sandwich meat that you are currently fucking.
I am so sick of the old ball and chain, need to get me some "new vagina smell" soon.
New vagina smell by Carlos Hath Cock December 22, 2010

New Year's Day 

1. the first day of a new calendar year.

2. a hit from the legendary Irish rock band U2. It's from their classic 1983 album "War". This song catapulted U2 into world-wide stardom and they go on to become one of the greatest, important and influential rock'n'roll bands of all time.
1. at midnight, when New Year's Eve switched to New Year's Day me and Erika embraced each other and kicked off the new year with a passionate kiss.

2. some radio stations still start New Year's Day with a broadcast of "Auld Lang Syne", often the version by Guy Lombardo. A radio station in my home city once played "Nineteen Hundred Eighty-Five" by Sir Paul McCartney to celebrate the new year which happened to be...

3. many radio stations now start a new year by playing "New year's Day" by U2.

4. ..."nothing changes on new year's Day..." - U2

5. I've seen U2 live in concert twice so far. Check them out, they are one of the greatest live bands in the Universe and that's the truth.
A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.
Fuckin hell, why are you moving to New York!!
New York by Dan December 2, 2003

New Jersey Whore Hair 

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.
What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

New York City

A large city in which its inhabitants are proud to be from but there are only three good things there the Yankees, the pizza, and the Giants. other than that its a dirty and unsanitary city. i would never want to live in New York even if they paid me.
Guy: Did you hear about New york City?
Dude:What?
Guy: It sucks