dick money 

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

dick money by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Bring Money. 

A phrase derived from the "Brian does Hollywood" episode of Family Guy. Remixed to be used as a common greeting or comic relief to a dull/serious situation. Meant to be said with a stern tone and not to be over emphasized. The phrase has been killed in December 2011 by Froden and is no longer used.

Guy #1 *Guy #1 walks into class. rubs thumb, middle and index fingers together* Bring Money

Guy #2 Bring Money.

Bring Money. by cbreeze08 January 2, 2012

Shat Money 

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

Shat Money by texaspride1 January 11, 2012

Bail money friend 

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

Bail money friend by BigTex August 14, 2012

boot money 

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

boot money by catpaw September 1, 2012

Too money 

Too money: too gaudy, unapologetically riche hood.

Too money is the bridge between ratchet and bourgeois.

"'To the World' is too money, Kanye's a fucking try hard

"Bob wanted to make it rain Olde English after finals, but that's way too money for me. I don't fuck with malt liquor."

Too money by Gurkman March 27, 2013

air money shot 

The act of simulating a cum shot at someone by shaking an empty fist at their face

Yo, this fine bitch next to me on the bus yawned so I busted out an air money shot while her mouth was wide open

air money shot by theRealbuckfutter July 15, 2015