Justice Burger 

A term originating from a caravan in Great Yarmouth by a bunch of pool players, used in turn to conclude a series of events which has resulted in pure justice either on or off the table. Usually complimented by a screech of Gambon.

A: That was a lucky snooker he got there!
A: Oh no! he went in off on his next visit.
B: AHHHH THE JUSTICE BURGER!!
A: ahh Gambon!

Justice Burger by CovPool123 March 8, 2019

hilt jousting 

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

hilt jousting by No puttz January 24, 2015

Blade of justice 

Blade of Justice is an extreme demon in geometry dash. The level blade of Justice is also of a very light blue level. Although the level's difficulty is not harder than kill bot or bloodIust it still took a decent amount of time to beat for an extreme demon

Blade of Justice has been verified

Blade of justice by incylix October 26, 2020

Frontier Justice

Frontier justice is to take justice in to your own hands regardless of the possible legal ramifications it may entail.

That dick Mark beat his girlfriend so lets use from frontier justice and trash his car.

Frontier Justice by DalaiAndrew June 15, 2007

affirmative justice 

The establishment, enforcement, interpretation and review of laws in a manner that is unbiased with regards to gender with the goal of gender equal legal outcomes.

If there are male and female coaccused and one is offered a plea bargain to testify against the other at a trial, there would be an equal chance that either the male or female is offered the plea bargain resulting in affirmative justice.

There would be an equal percentage (ie 50%) of inmates being male and female.

affirmative justice by Lagoona January 10, 2011

Dick Jousting 

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

Dick Jousting by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

House-of-Cards Justice System 

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.

Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

House-of-Cards Justice System by Jake Pepper May 10, 2011