Hairy Pear 

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

Hairy Pear by matterri October 8, 2017

Hairy Styles 

Hairy Styles a type of barber.

Hairy Styles is a barber. Not to be confused with Harry Styles the singer.

Hairy Styles by ehfiuhowijoije2io May 21, 2020

Harrasco’d 

To be harassed in a sarcastic way. Generally performed through spinning a yarn and ‘playing’ the victim.

Nathan: bro can you explain that again, I don’t get it
Will: No problem, well you see...
Pragnesh: Stop bro, you’ve just been harrasco’d

Harrasco’d by President of WMSSA October 23, 2020

Hariylor 

The best Ariana, Taylor and Harry stan on twitter AKA, @/hariylor

hariylor supremacy is real

Hariylor by Anonymous1393 April 10, 2021

sandshoe hairy crotch

An alternative to the popular "sandshoe hairy muff", which is another way of saying "Thank you very much". Popular in Queensland, Australia.

"Would you get me a beer?"
"Ok"
"Sandshoe hairy crotch!"

sandshoe hairy crotch by nayfie June 21, 2006

the hairy fuzzy 

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

the hairy fuzzy by awkward fish January 19, 2008

hairy drooper 

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.

She's a fine hairy drooper that one...

hairy drooper by Gripping journey January 23, 2018