Touch That Face

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009

doodoo face

the same face a bitch makes in every fucking Instagram photo. Pursed lips and squinty eyes. Almost looks like she smells some steamy doodoo

did you see her insta photo?
yeah she’s making her doodoo face

by smoking_bigdoinks_in_the_amish June 10, 2018

Cookie face

Describes one who has an exceptionally round face like that of a cookie

Damn that nigga Pedro had a cookie face and a half

by Whyclef December 29, 2018

Liquid Face

Liquid foundation or coverup, used all over the face to hide blemishes and bumps.

"Is your mom ready to take us to the mall?"
"Almost. She's just finishing putting on her liquid face."

by ragingbitch January 23, 2010

Sand Face

This describes a white person who, with the use of a fake beard and deep tan foundation, dresses up and portrays a person of Arab descent, like black face for African-Americans, or yellow face for Asians. An example of someone performing sand face is actor Sacha Baron Cohan's role as Admiral-General Aladeen in the 2012 comedy movie, The Dictator

Doing sand face in the Middle East is like yelling "BOMB!" at an airport, it's a bad idea all around

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

face bath

When u sit on your man face and he gives you oral sex

I gave him a face bath

by Rockykell August 7, 2017

face drunk

When you're so drunk, you talk all up in a friend's or stranger's face.

You can tell Kristin is face drunk, huh? She is right up in that dude's face.

by k_elie September 6, 2015