S. Korea 

A country I have mixed feeling about...

Cons
1. Weed is illegal, pain in the ass to obtain.
2. Adderall a.k.a. amphetmine (which I have prescription for Attention Deficit Disorder) is illegal
3. I have to attend the mandatory military service if I go back
4. No jobs unless you graduated from an Ivy League, speak english, have connections.

Pro
1. Hot korean girls
2. good club scene
3. people get shit faced more than Americans assume
4. college students don't study
5. great for partying if you got the dough

Ex. 1
me - fuck, i need to get a green card if i want to go back to S. Korea

friend - why?

me - military man

friend - fuck that shit.

Ex. 2

white boy - where can i find some hot azn chicks?

me - korea man.

white boy - yeahhh, imma go to korea!

me - no (g00d) weed for you brah

white boy - ...

S. Korea by KrnSurferDude January 23, 2011

S.L.P.O.S. 

Scat

Lovin

Piece

Of

Shit

Used when desciribing one who is a complete kiss-ass, or one that is just a complete douchebag

(guy is just kissing absolute ass to the teacher)

Guy "damn he's such a S.L.P.O.S."

S.L.P.O.S. by Arctic Snowfall March 21, 2011

S.I.S.A. 

Studying Induced Social Awkwardness - when the time spent studying in a group (or alone) leads to social awkward behavior. These include but are not limited to laughing inappropriately, juvenile humor, and interactions that are abnormal at best.

He asked me how to get to the library. I forgot where it was. I had just left the library. Such S.I.S.A

She just changed her profile picture to be the cover of a book authored by a guys named Funk and Seamon... epic S.I.S.A.

Girl: "Hey, wanna come over later to, ummm, study"
Guy" "Do you mean sex?"
Girl: "Oh, God no, sorry, I momentarily forgot the word "study" - I didn't mean to suggest, no, i mean, not that I wouldn't be into it. Oh, God. Um, so, does 11 work?"
Guy: "S.I.S.A... i get it. I'll bring my Funk & Seamon study guide."

S.I.S.A. by eg$ May 21, 2011

S'moresvirgin 

A person that's never had a s'mores.

my aussie friend has never had s'mores. S'moresvirgin

S'moresvirgin by Nachokitty May 24, 2011

S.A.B. alert 

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.

Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk

S.A.B. alert by penn and teller November 2, 2013

S.W.A.G 

standing for 'scientific wild ass guess' this word is used when a sniper doesn't have time to range-find so he takes a swag

spotter"what are you doing?!?"

sniper"taking a S.W.A.G!"

S.W.A.G by sniperman12 January 11, 2014

S.A.C. 

The S.A.C. is an abbreviation for Small Asian Cock and it is the opposite of the B.B.C. (Big Black Cock). Although Asians usually possess a S.A.C., anyone who has a penis that measures less than three inches (about eight centimeters) when erect can claim they have a S.A.C.

Ho Lee Fuk! Sum Ting Wong has a S.A.C.!

S.A.C. by GayTroll69 October 15, 2018