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Keebler top 

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.
"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."
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Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.
Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.
Schmuffin Top by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.
While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.
Flavor Top by Oksana Baul December 9, 2008

Buffin Top

The back fat that squeezes out the top of a too-tight bra or corset. Not to be confused with a muffin top.
"Hey, does this corset give me buffin top?" or, "Don't tie my corset too tight of I'll get a buffin top."
Buffin Top by buffintopnogood February 24, 2010

Meatloaf Top 

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
Meatloaf Top by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.
My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.
titty top by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017