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dank Money

something that dont exists nothing more than a 500 bucks year
I don't need dank money I want joseph money said lil man
by jokera March 18, 2022
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Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
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Money

Money doesn't buy happiness? Hell yeah it does!
by Please candy March 6, 2022
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Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
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not for love or money

not for any inducement or in any circumstances.
I would never go back to that restaurant, not for love or money.
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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baseball money

An absurd salary or amount of money for a simple job
Man, that nigga making baseball money now
by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025
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t money

she’s the most successful rapper alive.
me : “bro did u head t money’s new song?”
friend : “no why do-”
me : “WHAT?! GO LISTEN RN BRO”
by urmfmom May 5, 2021
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