Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

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Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

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slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.

M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning

by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021

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