slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Turd

An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.

You turd, I can’t believe you ate the last piece of cake!

by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Turd de la Turd

A person who is presented either by themselves or by others as being the best of the best, but actually is the worst of the worst. People with common sense see through their lack of talents, while the sheep of society worship the ground they work on. Meanwhile, they destroy everything that they are meant to control, while those with the brain try to figure out how they got that position to begin with.

Geno Smith is the turd de la turd. How did he ever get a starting position anywhere?

by Captain Duke November 24, 2025