by lowkeyloki104 November 27, 2023
Get the Law of Cornmug. Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.
But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .
In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
by P. Alejandro Martinez Jr. BEBO June 15, 2024
Get the Mechanics lawmug. The worst kind of bully
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
They will still follow the rules but use sensitive or weak people to break the rules and ruin their lives by getting them in trouble
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
Get the lawful evilmug. "Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Snoringmug. The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.
“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
by anonymous October 13, 2025
Get the Law of Demonstrationmug. You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 24, 2023
Get the Richard's lawmug. half-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the half-aunt-in-lawmug.