Lil String Bean

(Adj.) A kid trying to act rich and/or cool. But really the kid is acting edgy and/or cringey

(Adj.) A person who has a small penis.

Jacob Sartorious is such a Lil String Bean

I saw Devin's dick last night, what a Lil String Bean he has.

by DiseasedRaven September 15, 2017

heat my beans

an expression meaning you have a sexual attraction to someone else. the word "my" is usually stressed.

June: Oh, he could heat MY beans any day!
Katie: Yeah, he is so hot!

by Kate Heals August 15, 2008

Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 02, 2010

Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.

What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

by beaverpork August 21, 2011

Louisiana Bean Dip

To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).

She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.

by Willster May 14, 2008

Alabama Bean Dip

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.

I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night

by Mafia Game May 12, 2016

red beans and rice

phat, curvy or maybe just obese

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

by Fledermouse June 12, 2012