video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.
Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.
by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014
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true game

'True Game' is when ya got a true thug mentality defined by selling mass drugs, murdering or livin in the projects cuh
Ma true game to my shoe game ya can't touch dis shit
by Lil Lilly December 17, 2013
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toung game

i put my toung game on brianna last week.
by imthefrigginbest December 12, 2009
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Knife game

A game where people want to lose a finger or a hand. They are eather really edgy or emo. But who are I to judge
by Knife game master November 05, 2016
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I'm game

"want to party tonight", "yeah, i'm game"
by yo mama April 22, 2004
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pre game

when you go for a shit before an important event, eg an exam, in order to clear your nerves and make you more comfortable
Dave: hey mike how you feeling about this test?

Mike: I dunno, feeling kinda stressed, i didnt have time for a pre game
by robbastic December 09, 2009
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Jargon Games

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.
by Brad June 10, 2003
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