don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

I don't think

Do you really not think that or are you using the fact that I said "Women don't need a choice" and fabricating something entirely out of spite?

Hym "I don't think you're actually capable of thinking well."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.

Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.

by jeffthebalkan April 13, 2024

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar

by Handle100 August 11, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023

don't flake

Do not use to much of drugs/ don't over do it with the drugs.

Steve: I just bought bought some weed.
Johnny: Don't flake again tonight.
Steve: Why?
Johnny: My mom is going to be home.
Steve: Ok I wont over do it.

by Pimp Gang June 03, 2019

Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig too deep. Or, save some food for somebody else.

Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.

Woah Man, Don't find your mamma in it!

by Bakey Snakey December 24, 2023