strip club at my bar
by Jhonny Mackarena March 9, 2021
Get the the wiggles strip clubmug. by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016
Get the rock bottom clubmug. An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
Get the yacht clubbingmug. Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky
by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021
Get the Fiddle Clubmug. Clubbed or Clubbing is how a douchebags would say instead of a typical word like, "lumping" or "combining'
by JAY EMSSS July 15, 2022
Get the clubbedmug. A small sub-compact pistol, easily concealable in any clothing.
Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
by mCLEAR August 23, 2021
Get the club bangermug.