Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 25, 2023

Blow out the lines

Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.

"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr

by Pay me more. November 22, 2024

Blow-Upper

The accurate definition is “Gabi”.
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:

Zack: HEY DUDE SHE REALLY MADE BEASTLY BLOW UP!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!

by JJ THE PIZZA GOD December 22, 2017

Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.

Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.

by soundgesture November 27, 2011

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 05, 2010