Turd

What you are.

You’re a turd.

by PooStanky February 19, 2022

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.

Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.

by TheArchivist March 3, 2022

Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

by Chakra882 March 5, 2022

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Turd

An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.

You turd, I can’t believe you ate the last piece of cake!

by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025