Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.

I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.

by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024

Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.

Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”

by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021

back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.

"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"

by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.

Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025