After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022
Get the Tom Segura Phenomenonmug. by anonymous September 8, 2020
Get the Tommug. This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
Get the Tom Robertsmug. He compliments you the one day, the other day he doesnt know you. However, he has an angel like laugh, he is talented and smart, even if he doesnt know about it. If you know a Tom, keep him. He is a treasure.
Person 1: see dis guy?
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.
by #not worth living September 2, 2020
Get the Tommug. Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:
Incredible Victory
A master of the bedroom
Saviour of mankind
Infinite source of wisdom
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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.
Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.
When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
Incredible Victory
A master of the bedroom
Saviour of mankind
Infinite source of wisdom
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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.
Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.
When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011
Get the Tom Galliganmug. by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022
Get the Tom Oldfieldmug. by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020
Get the Tommug.