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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
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Tree Fu Tom

A British live-action/CGI television series which has been shown on BBC and CBeebies in the UK and Universal Kids and NBC in the USA.
Tree Fu Tom is the worst show ever.
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tom holland

tom holland is a super hot British guy he is married to flora Macdonald he has a super cute dog and has been in many very amazing movies most known for spiderman did i mention he's with flora Macdonald
tom holland is very talented and very good look as in HOT AF
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A Tom gray

When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic
Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY

person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK
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Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.
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Tom Oldfield

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life
Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol
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tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever
tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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