Day Old Cake

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"

"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...

by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009

cake eater

Someone that eats too many donuts at breakfast, which results in him being a fat ass. He can't resist the syrupy glaze of donuts, danishes and other assorted pastries.

Jarett the cake eater downed 6 donuts, 4 danishes and a cinnabon at the breakfast meeting this morning.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

ASS CAKE

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)

WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS

by nittynora December 23, 2010

ghetto cake crumbs

rat turds

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

cake ass nigga

1.someone who is a bitch because he cant spend one minute away from his girl. if you chilling with him, no matter what you're doing, he will leave at the wim of his girl. he will allow his girl to display what use to be his balls, and what is now her new trophy, to eveyone with no shame. if you can hang out with him bet that his girl will be there.
2.pussywipped
3.brian

oh, brian? he is a cake ass nigga. he has been with his girl the whole time.

by dontuserealname1243 June 22, 2011

cake eater

a 1920's word used by college or college bound students to decribe a lower class young urban person.

There was a lot of cake eaters at the dance. They were generally better dancers than the collegiates.

by Bill March 8, 2005

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010