Tea without da Suga

Half of the tea w/o spilling everything.

Winemiller #1: I GOT DA TEA!!!!!
Winemiller #2:GUUUURRRLLLL! TELL ME!!!!!!
Winemiller #1: I only tell u half da tea. Tea without da Suga.

by LightskinAsian April 19, 2019

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011

chairish tea

Bengal Spice (herbal chai) and Bailey's (Irish cream liqueur)

I want to drown my sorrows in booze and cake, but in an environmentally responsible way. I know! I'll guzzle chairish tea until the world spins and smells like cinnamon.

by Kelpiesaur August 16, 2016

sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

Tea

Not the type you drink, but the type you spill with friends. Also known as drama and gossiping.

Omg I have tea sis

by Paint can May 28, 2019