Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
Get the wifi carmug. by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 9, 2021
Get the Jerry's car on the rocksmug. i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia
by Charaletta April 18, 2024
Get the Car Dysmorphiamug. by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023
Get the Backwards carmug. by 24kcarrots December 22, 2023
Get the Carmug. Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.
Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.
Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
Get the Jam Carmug. Synonymous to cat
by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023
Get the carmug.