Simp

A simp is a person named Chloe or Bob or Cholo

Chloe is simping over julie after her dick fell off

by Burnt chicken strips March 28, 2020

SIMP KING

Simp King is a man who is more than a Simp

JAY is a Simp King.
Andy is a Simp King

by Just Lucifer July 7, 2020

senpai simp

Senpai Simp thinks they like cheese but they just like cheese because why not.

You like cheese Senpai?
senpai simp: cheese. i like cheese. suck up the cheese.
W-wha-

by maple ;) January 24, 2021

Simp

James Glaviano.

Friend 1: "whats an example of a simp"
Friend 2: "you know James? Yeah, him"

by eabbyanna October 2, 2020

Simp

Jared Buttler

Jared Buttler is such a simp for Marissa Reed

by jc6293 October 3, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who respects women in the slightest bit love your mom you are a Simp have a girlfriend you are a simp unless you cheat on her with the bois

Do you love your mom if you do you are a simp

by Super not gay boitich March 30, 2020

Simp

A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.

Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.

*Friends talking about their Simp friend*

Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”

Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”

Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”

Friend 1: “What a Simp.”

Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”

by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022