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Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.
Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
by Hele53 June 22, 2021
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gigantor porn

Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!
by RCGirth June 5, 2023
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Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
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I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.
Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME
by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015
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Porn Showers

*Derived from: Corn Showers

When you shower with sweet creamy corn.
"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."
by RubyRose_ April 13, 2023
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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020
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Furry porn watcher

A guy with brown hair thats lanky as fuck gets 0 play and usually has a name starting with M and ending with N.
Also often wathes hentai in class.
this furry porn watcher in my class is annoying as fuck I hate him I dont care about his damn pokemon cards
by afioasio February 21, 2024
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