Road block

My wife

I'm finna hit the road block
She didn't wanna make me a sandwich

by Popopepeniggermon November 30, 2020

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

Flop the Block

To cruise, or drive around the block aimlessly. Kind of like back roading, but in the city.

Hey Lyndsey, do you want to flop the block later tonight?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 5, 2020

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block

by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle

Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.

by roman12121212 September 17, 2016

tres block

A group/gang of complete utter madlads and hoes usually idiots and not smart also pretty gay

it tres block tings init gang gang gang

by anomyousybfbmvskvn February 4, 2019