by handle1789 May 4, 2021
Get the Pornmug. 
by Dteven November 2, 2020
Get the PAINT PORNmug. A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn
I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn
I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024
Get the Pornmug. Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.
by AYG delimited November 15, 2017
Get the Porn drivemug. by Old Bae November 28, 2017
Get the porn star assmug. A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
Get the Presidential Pornmug.