fuck job

someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work

god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs

by dk5005 June 22, 2006

foot job

matt got a foot job at camp during mexican night and he liked it and he tells people at school that his winky hangs to one side if he lays on his side!

Tio Teo liked the caressing of his winky while getting a foot job!

by Anonymous in Matt's Study Hall and Spanish Class con senor HEller December 5, 2004

tank job

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

Broom Job

The act of either a male or female spiking up their pubic hair with hair spray in order to facilitate sexual or hygenic purposes

Dude, John got a serious broom job from T-bone last night, untill it turned into a mop job

by Sad Robot January 13, 2009

The Italian Job

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.

The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002