Joshua (Josh) 

Josh is one of the most amazing guys you'd ever meet. Simply because he is honest, hilarious, witty, responsible, mature, selfless, wise and very caring. Although he may seem intimidating and emotionally unavailable sometimes, he becomes the most amazing human when you get him to open up. Which is a really hard thing to do.

He is very reserved and speaks like a god. Josh is also a very attractive man with soulful marbles. When he sees you as part of his loved ones, Josh would look out for you every step of your new relationship and sometimes acts as your doctor. He may withdraw at times because he fears losing you. But when that time comes, shower him with love and keep him close because you DO NOT want to lose him! Joshuas are amazing human beings when you meet one, consider yourself very blessed!

We love our male friends, especially the ones whose names are like Joshua (Josh)🥺

Joshua (Josh) by blu 🤍 April 11, 2022

A Josh Morton 

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

A Josh Morton by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

pulling a Josh 

while playing any video game, and its your turn, he says wait let me just do this one thing. then he wont give up the dam controler EVER!!

ME:hey its my turn
OTHER PERSON:wait one more thing
ME:ok
15 MIN pass and he still havent gave it to you. YOUR PULLING A JOSH

pulling a Josh by zackw November 25, 2009

Mark Josh 

Comes from the ancient word "maroku josu" meaning "very handsome". The word josu means "very", while maroku means "handsome".

Oh! Hi there boy! You're so mark josh! Can I take your number?

Mark Josh by Zxsuie June 8, 2021

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

take a josh by turdlip June 6, 2011

hannah and josh 

cunts

youre such a hannah and josh

hannah and josh by jhayes144 May 7, 2018

National battle of the Josh’s 

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.

Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.

National battle of the Josh’s by Woris2216 April 25, 2021