A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
Get the Jake Justinomug. by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023
Get the Jake Cuthbertmug. is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!
Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. He is really stupid and like penis and want to fuck his sister and likes gay stuff and want to date lil n’as x
I hate jake
by Issabtee September 27, 2022
Get the Jakemug. A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
Get the Jake Paulmug. 
Get the Jakemug. A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jakemug.