Reagan the grand

The best friend a girl
Could ask for I love her she would give her life for me she is kind, aggressive, and really loyal the list goes on and on but anyway love ya reg!

Hey Reagan the grand want to go to the mall?

by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026

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Ain't Love Grand

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed
Someone somewhere stole your desire
The pain akin
To being punched in the throat and stabbed in the chest
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Your bed swallows you whole
As the days bleed together, torment on the lips
Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough
You can almost taste her
Feel her breath and scream ("oh God why me?")
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes
Are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong

Ain't Love Grand

by Txorromorro January 13, 2026

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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

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North end middle school red house 7th grade

People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)

Stop bein hoes north end middle school red house 7th grade

by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018

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Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

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less gay then an emo 4th grader

Ive only heard this being used a few times but im just doing this anyway.

Companies becoming gay for one mouth then going back to normal the second the months over.
The term "less gay then a emo 4th grader" is comparing companies to a 4th grader who says they are gay but actually arent. (i offended at least one person with that)

Guy 1: "did you hear how they took down the pride flags overnight after pride month"
Guy 2: "man they less gay then an emo 4th grader!"

by Just your average dude October 21, 2022

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