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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.

Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022