oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media

"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023

by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023

Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023

Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023

UUD (underlying ugly disorder)

when a bitch is so ugly not even makeup or plastic surgery can fix it.

“you saw that bitch mila instagram she got UUD (underlying ugly disorder)”

by lol_dontknow July 26, 2023