by cursorguy December 18, 2021
Get the Dadmug. Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!
by anonymous July 21, 2022
Get the Ellie’s dadmug. Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021
Get the Your dadmug. 
the most asshole person I know and also the one who doesn't care and hits you and always is yelling at you, you know those ones, the ones where you get nervous whenever he is even just in the same room as you as you hope he doesn't take away your right to goddamn CLOSE YOUR DOOR JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM
Hey DAD nice to see you here
by Sue froppy May 10, 2019
Get the Dadmug. Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb
Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
by Onilycs June 1, 2020
Get the Dadmug. 