The best possible outcome

If...

Hym "The best possible outcome involves everyone withholding the truth... How can it be the best possible outcome, Jordan? If telling the truth = best outcome... And the outcome is everyone not telling the truth... How can you get the best possible outcome. It's 1 = X = -1 You're making shit up because you don't want me getting out to affect your proximity to power. And because of how you have chosen to act, it will. And I will get out Jordan. I've gott all of my submissions saved Jordan. All the tabs are open on my browser. All you have to do is hit the back button and you can see everything I've written. The list of names a already written. I'm as good as free. Now all you have to do is choose. With or without child murder?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

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Best Friend

A drug dealer

My best friend is coming over to sell us some drugs

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

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the best wiggle-diggles

Slang for female masturbation and playing with female genitals. Companion to the male “the best tuggie-wuggies”

“I got horny AF. Had to give myself the best wiggle-diggles.”

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.

Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

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Best Friend

When you have a best friend, you know it. It's the feeling that never, EVER leaves you. A Best Friend is a person that can keep your secrets. And never let it get out. You can trust a Best Friend with anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. A Best Friend is someone that you can run to, when having a problem. They will let you cry and try anything that they can to make you feel loved. A Best Friend is a person that's a friend, but upgraded by 1,000,000,000. A friend is bleh and a Best Friend is WOW. Let me say this, anyone is lucky to have a Best Friend like mine. Anyone.

Person: Hey Bailey? Are you okay?
Bailey: Yeah. I just got seated next to Luckxi. NOT Rachel...
P: You don't have to be with her ALL the time.
Bailey: DO TOO
P: Ugh. Best Friends.

by _CatLuver_ April 5, 2019

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