Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 5, 2011

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.

"Bill you look like a turd nugget!"

by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK

Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.

by Trvaveler March 22, 2025