groby toeby 

A sexual act when one inserts a toe or toes into their partners rectum for pleasure or for practical jokes.

"Woah! Dude what was that?? It felt so good, and it made me laugh!!!"

"I just though it would a good time to give you a groby toeby bro!"

groby toeby by pierogiemaster May 22, 2011

9 toes down

9 toes down is when your commitment is at a 100% and confirmed, but if you happen to flake at last minute you cannot get mad at the person who gave you the 9 toes down.

Chris: Hey Ronald McMoney?

McMoney: sup?
Chris: you swear you showin' to my party this saturday got a lot of babes coming.
McMoney: yeah bro! I'm 9 toes down.

9 toes down by Old School Runescape Player September 17, 2017

POTAH TOES 

POTAH TOES ARE LIKE POTATOES BUT WITH GLASSES

P1 :IS THAT A POTATO
P2: NO YOU IDIOT THAT A POTAH TOES IT HAS GLASSES ON
P1:OH WHOOPS MY MISTAKE

POTAH TOES by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

Dori-TOES 

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

Dori-TOES by how did you find this October 3, 2021

tossing the toenails 

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

tossing the toenails by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010

nialls.left.toe1 

She’s sooo hot and the most coolest person ever. She’s awesome and very sweet. Deserves the whole world really. Her names Sophia don’t call her FiFi though…

Alex: “Oh my god have you seen nialls.left.toe1 on TikTok?”
Ryan: “Yeah! You mean Sophia? Yeah she’s smokin hot dude..”
Alex: “no cap”

nialls.left.toe1 by gavinlover10 June 21, 2021

pidgeon toed 

someone that walks as if their big toes have been tied together by a slightly tight rope

look at that loser walk pidgeon toed lets throw eggs at him

pidgeon toed by spencerrr September 30, 2006