lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

Glue sandwich

When somebody has been running there mouth and suddenly...they don’t wanna talk anymore

You not so tough no mo!!!....you must had a glue sandwich for lunch..?!

by Epic100 October 16, 2018

Cock meet sandwich

Sucking dick

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich

by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006

Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

Bro sandwich

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.

I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.

by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020

Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025