three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.

by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Throat punch

When you are smoking any sort of drug and you experience an appropriate amount of a burning sensation in your throat.
Not enough to cough but, your definitely close!

“That shit gave me a wicked throat punch”

by Tacosdorados July 7, 2019

Punch Lunch

Lunch where people share their experiences with each other so they can learn from each others pitfalls and success stories. Alternatively, it can mean having a sexual lunch orgy.

Alex went to the punch lunch and learned why you shouldn't microwave aliminium foil. Alternatively, Alex went to the punch lunch to have wicked sex with his coworkers

by Very legitimate sources April 12, 2018