Pulling a max

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart

Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee

by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

pull an ori

When someone gets caught running an obvious scam

"Bro, you got caught swiping returns to your own credit card? Way to pull an ori."

by IcySpicy December 15, 2016

pulling the chicken

A guy jerking off in private

I walked in on jimmy pulling the chicken.

by Whothefrickcares_ January 17, 2016

Pulling an Ortiz

To admit to the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.

Matt: Steve called me and said he wants to talk about something important.

Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?

Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.

by Sweaty Ass Print March 9, 2019

Pull a Louis

When you bring a girl home from a night out or a date and you fail to reach a homerun(sex).

So I brought Karen home tonight but I pulled a Louis because I fell asleep when she was making herself comfortable (Pull a Louis)

by The O. G. Puller November 14, 2019

pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

pulling a mojo

to go through peoples information without their permission

Gatlin ~ *Goes thru info*
Gatlin ~ *Gets caught*
Vai ~ "ARE YOU PULLING A MOJO"

by your local loser June 18, 2019