when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

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finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

finger muffing by perry for president October 22, 2009

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muffinfilms

Created by Amy Winfrey as her thesis on animation, the Muffin Films are a series of animated shorts about muffins. Possibly the greatest web page ever made.

"Muffin?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"

muffinfilms by +12G1)012 May 13, 2005

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holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

holy freakin muffins by Luke December 26, 2004

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